What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists.

a bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath

Today on “Dora the Explorer”, Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can’t explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol.

“Pool” in Spanish is “Piscina”. They know.

If you can’t handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don’t know.

ClickBait, don’t click on it are you serious?

Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V

Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don’t forget to send the documents

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn’t touch the water? An egg in a duck.

Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I’m beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson’s daughter.