Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice… Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.

Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning.

DTF (Down time finally) -mom’s everywhere

I went to a Native American barber, but I wouldn’t recommend him. I got an uneven haircut, and Apache shave.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road.

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair.

Dear Evolution, It’s a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?

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