Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Generally speaking, a woman’s hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore.

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you’re thirteen before it comes in your face

i know a guy who loves saying “best thing since sliced bread” and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it

To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp’s tombstone? Sans Sheriff.

Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood.

Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. 😉