We’ve secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let’s see if he notices.

Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar… It was tense.

I got excited when I came across this “topless Bar”, in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !

A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : “you’re single, aren’t you?” Yes, how did you guess? Because you’re ugly.

TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him.

Who’s the most popular guy in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he’s not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

I just farted in an elevator. Which was wrong on so many levels.