If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Praying for telemarketers to call so I can experience human contact as I slowly dissolve into dust

[thoughts of person talking to me]: He’s furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese

Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah.

you can’t please everybody. if you could, you’d probably be pansexual.

Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says “God am I an angel?” God looks down pats him on the head and says ” Nah Nigga you a bat”

Why don’t off duty police men fire grenades into children’s cribs? If you’re good at something never do it for free.

As a Fat bottomed girl, I’m not sure how we’re expected to make the Rockin’ world go round. That sounds *way* too much like exercise to me

Japanese boy kills his grandfather… Pfft, youth in Asia.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea’s nukes.