What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down? Worst case of suicide they have ever seen

Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!

Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I’ll jizz here, eh?

Why Did The Boy Drop His Ice Cream? He Got Hit By A Bus.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race? Because they’re not garbage collectors.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb.

Damn that lawnmower…. No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up.

Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!