What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bail

Hitler took a quiz… He didn’t do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich.

what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!

What did France say to Turkey? That’s not nice.

There’s a gap in my knowledge of clothing retailers

My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?

“Let’s bust this joint” is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin

Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours.

I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took. “I took a really epic class on Falkner.” and I responded “not as epic as a class I took on Homer.”