Please take the smartphone away from your pets, they are spamming your Facebook with selfies.

How do you call a person that is afraid of people homophobic

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!

Q: What’s the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox

ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym.

What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh.

How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!

Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling “heil!”

Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan.