What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!

The American Dental Association recently awarded their “Dentist of the Year” award once again. But all it is is a little plaque.

What’s the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn’t follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it.

Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she’ll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw

As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living.

Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude.

What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian.

It’s cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven? He found his pair a’ dice!