How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership.

The backside of women is my second favorite part. It’s right behind the front.

I Don’t like racist jokes… …because I don’t appreciate black humour.

How was my soup? Souperb.

Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food.

A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society.

A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time… She replied “I’m the one who has to get up in the morning!”

I told my wife ….. I’m going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, “You can’t be serious”!!!

What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor.

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby.