INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run.

I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate.

What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung

Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

[JOKE] Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor.

FB friend’s boy in a baseball uniform pic: “Our little pitcher” Me: “He looks more like a catcher” Nobody got it. So I’m back here..

I can’t wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food.

Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry… …is a naan issue.

Alzheimer joke (can’t remember if repost)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven’t seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker