Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap.

‘Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow’ Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar

Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family.

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky.

The Great Spam Recycler

Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you’re ever thinking about selling it, call me…

What’s a programmer’s favorite drug? Codeine.

In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS – Tom Hanks in Philadelphia’

did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants.