Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp.

Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama.

Google needs a “you really don’t want to know” search answer.

Latest economic indicators show an uptick of growth in the manufacturing outrage sector.

They say 1 out of 3 people in a relationship cheat. I can’t decide if it’s my wife or my girlfriend.

A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win… but no pun-in-ten-did.

“I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,” I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face.

It’s not karma, you’re just an idiot.

Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans

According to my Nike Fitbit I masturbated 4 miles today