What’s the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? The inability to lie

Life tip! (Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks? Because he was Legoless

A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily…

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

What do you call political yeti? Obamanable snowman

My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her… According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.

How did Thor’s brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know but you’d better hope he likes it!