Short Jokes
Are you into fitness? How about fitness’ cock in your mouth
Are you into fitness? How about fitness’ cock in your mouth
If you walk around in knight’s armor long enough, people will just get used to it.
A helicopter crashes in a graveyard… the police recovered 300 bodies.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip.
*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I’ll wear it out thanks
The world right now is like when you’d get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once
I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower.
Don’t assume I have a bad memory if I don’t remember what you tell me. More than likely its becasue I don’t like you enough to pay attention
“Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!” – The Very Civil War
what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet