What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain

There once was a man from Kent… Who’s dick was so long that it bent To save him much trouble He put it in her double and instead of cumming, he went.

$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”

My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he’s only trying to give up smoking.

What does the educated owl say? Whom

Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww.

Why didn’t rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn’t want to play second fidel

So I got my blood test results back… apparently I did good, got an A+

[seaworld] “Hey what happened to the new guy?” -He tried to have sex with the dolphin in tank 6 “But there’s a shark in tan..” -BINGO!

I’ve heard mixed reviews about cannibalism… It varies from person to person.