What did a chemist say to a deaf guy? Does it matter?

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and Sarah Palin’s vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching

Hey old couples. Email addresses are free. You can each have your own. Wait… Just gave that more thought. Forget it. Keep sharing.

Are you African? …’cause you’re a frickin’ babe.

Nothing says ‘almost caught masturbating’ like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re something special

Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive

Got this from my dad tonight…You know why they don’t have CSI in Arkansas? They don’t have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.

There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off.