The SSD joke “Don’t buy an SSD” : Said a nerd “Why?? Asked his friend *”You wont be able to go to toilet during windows load”*

Waxing. It’s not a cure for lycanthropy.

I was going to tell this gay joke… …but fuck it…

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave? Shoplifting

What happens if you don’t pay the priest who exorcises your house? He’ll re-possess it

Fight fire with water. Idiots.

Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?

I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France. It was a painful experience.

What’s the similarities between a priest and McDonalds? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

Me and a friend.. Walk into a pet store and the employee asks “Anything that I can help you find?” and then proceeded to kick us out. apparently dinner wasn’t the right answer.