Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky’s

If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time.

DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica

Making a joke about wheelchair users … is a big no-go.

A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor – my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- “ICU baby, shaking that ass” Sorry.

I like my eggs ovariesy

I hate what you’ve done with the place.

Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves? Russel.

Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.