Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.

What’s worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I’d just totaled her car.

spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy

Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn’t have to worry about the Ebola virus. What.

My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there – so he’d see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey.

I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn’t taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I’ve ever eaten.

Told a chemist a joke No reaction

We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean.

My life is like r/jokes It’s the same thing everyday