A salesman rings the doorbell…

I shaved my sack last week… Now I have poke’ balls.

OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers.

So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran… Well, you know what they say… Orange is the new black.

How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? “Konnichihuahua”

I have a magic dog… It’s a labracadabrador.

Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.

There once was an Italian chef He pastaway

H:”Where’d you get those shoes?” Me:”I’ve had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?” H:”Nope just cleaned the old one” *Marriage lies

Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes.