Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM? He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist.

Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, “How do I big it?” Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Well, I wouldn’t say the easiest. What’s the easiest way to get gum out of your hair? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Cancer

Joke I just made up: what’s a neo nazis favorite sports drink? White powerade!

Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips.

As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it

It’s like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit.

I love you like a fat kid loves anything that will make him forget that his dad physically abuses him.