Being an assassin would be so cool People would kill to have that job

Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?

How to fall downstairs…… Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12

That’s a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them…

i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.

Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There’s no A&E.

What do mother’s who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve’s fps’ have in common? They are both over the counter strike

wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest’s hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god’s boyfriend?

Glass… tastes like blood.

Whenever I’m feeling like shit,… I simply go on YouTube, search for Skrillex videos and read the comments. Instantly, I feel a lot better.