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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.

My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point.

My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal… They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth.

Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?

Police: where were you between 5 and 6? Me: Kindergarten

University…. Close to being unemployed but with your parents still being proud of you

A Jewish kid…. asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, “Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?”

[walks up to guys playing basketball] “mind if I join?” you any good? Hell yeah I’m good. Toss me the orange sphere