They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime.

Show me someone who is “cheery” in the morning and I will show you someone who probably knows how to dispose of a body.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play? The herpsichord.

What’s the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can’t unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks.

dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance

My friend said I’m racist. But I’m not racist, I have one black friend.

Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis

My wife threw a doughnut at my head. Now I have a glazy eye.