I’ve been wondering for a while now… If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It’s a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

Woman’s pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show.

Yesterday I held a door open for a clown… I thought it was a nice jester.

The real joke isn’t always in the comments Sometimes it’s in the Whitehouse…

What’s black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?

For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once.

How is /r/jokes like sex? I don’t get it.

I grew up for this?