A toothless termite walked into a tavern … and said: “Is the bar tender here?”

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they’re already Finnish before the race even began

What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean.

If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter

/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm… If you can’t come, please let the Mods know…

Cancer changes things. If you really love her.. You’ll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !

What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you.