How does a solar system have a party? They planet

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just check for fresh prince

Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves

A wife is like a hand grenade… remove the ring and your house is gone!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest

Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting ‘Hello’, so here’s my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him.

My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite candy bar? A payday

Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a “V” formation? Because there are more birds on that side.

What’s the crackhead’s favorite song? I wanna rock!