Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.

I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak.

Macs ranked best to worst – Fleetwood – book pros – n cheese – klemore

What do Asians find hard in math? Their dick.

Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets. (Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

A poem I found I dig… You dig… We dig… He dig… She dig… They dig… It’s not a very beautiful poem, but it’s quite deep!

*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *”Hi I’d like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay”* *dammit*

The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar

I’m not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.