An anatomical original Thought you’d like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)

Why are gay guys with big dicks the first ones picked at the bar? Low-hanging fruit

Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It’s very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt.

What does a German snake sound like? ….

I love pussy, It’s the cunt around it I cant stand

Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C’mon man, don’t leave me hanging.

I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome

Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn’t happen again.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.