German sausages… are the WURST!

Why wasn’t the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,

I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like.

Someone sent me some wood, nails, a saw and a hammer in the post I don’t know what to make of it

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual

So I took a practice test on photons today… It didn’t matter.

Q: Where did the Martian put his teacup? A: On his flying saucer.

What’s a Redditor’s favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I’m ^^so ^^sorry

Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself.