Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe

Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey’s chocolate will be renamed to Heshey’s

Yo mama so fat… She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?

What even is Atheism? A non-prophet organization.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It’s near-humerus.

Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it.

Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling’s dad was Ryan Goose.

Things I’ve learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo’s. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks.