Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead.

” I am so damn indecisive! ” said the man. ” How did you come to that conclusion? ” said the other.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. …

Baseball baking What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin… The batter

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

It’s wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers.

Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It’s coming soon.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid’s name will be just whisper “AND THE DARK LORD’S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED.” They love that.