Everything is made in China… Except for babies, they are made in vachina.

Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius

What do you call a black hipster? An idiot.

What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway

There’s a man walking a tight rope. 100ft below him there’s a man getting a blowjob from an 80 year old woman. What are they both thinking? Don’t look down.

What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis

Why was the hipster sweating? …He wore a scarf before it was cool.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen.

I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff.