What car does Jesus drive? A Christler

Guy gets into a car wreck with a midget driver Midget steps out of his car, walks over to the other guy with a scowl and states, “I’m not happy.” Guy responds. “So which one are you?”

what is the cleanest bar in the world… The soap bar.

What can you tell about a guy who’s always masturbating? That he’s the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don’t kill me.

I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar.

Excuse me, do you have a valentine’s card that says “You’re the love of my life”? – Yes. – Great. Give me 10.

I walked in the closet. I’m officially a straight man.

The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? “Say, you’re looking mighty sharp today!” To which the cheddar replied, “Fuck you, white boy.”

Hair is like fitness… If you don’t condition, it’ll suck (I’m sorry for nothing)

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !