What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze.

I have a friend that’s addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime.

What’s a pirates favorite letter? You would think it’s the r…. But it’s really the c

In light of recent events… Killing 50 people isn’t hard when they’re all in the closet.

Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed… “How did you get malaria from a stab?” “Malaryan Steel.”

Rap is 75% Crap

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we’re both laying in the floor looking at my phone.

GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad.

Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei.