Elon Musk must smell pretty good.

*sees a couple of vacuum cleaners making out* “Ugh, get a Roomba”

Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: “What was that ?” John says: “That was an atomic bomb”

Q: How many Director’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more guys I promise.

Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack.

“You home?” -scariest text you can get

My sister told me to “take the spider out” instead of “kill” it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

What’s the difference between a Pakistani military post and a Pakistani elementary school? Beats me, I just man the drone.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers.

I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn’t necessarily make my grammar bad.