Why don’t Indians eat baguette? Because there’s naan there.

[Blue whale documentary] This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day. Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I’m kind of a foodie.

I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. “Well done” is rare from a medium.

What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls

Guys, always let the ladies finish first. It’s just common coitusey.

Macbeth.docx That’s a play on word

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team.

The reason my jokes are so funny is because I have

“There’s a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam’s Apple? What’s wrong with my nose?”- Guy from ‘Operation’

My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday… and told me “My God, your penis is huge!” I replied, “You’re pulling my leg!”