A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say “thats not a foot” “No but its a good 9 inches” Bu-dum-tissh

What’s the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit

I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady.

There’s nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don’t like them.

3 K’s don’t a right They make a white

Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives.

What’s an artist’s favorite fruit? Crayon-berries Sorry

Why didn’t the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins…

Each day of my life is like a chapter in a book…..deserving of a happy ending….

I got 99 problems and they’re all friend requests from people I didn’t like in high school.