What’s the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, “How about becoming one himself?”

What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember

Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?

There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn’t make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn’t make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it.

I love the smell of my F5 key It’s so refreshing

Did you know that if you put your ear on Beethoven’s tombstone you can hear his music in reverse? He’s de-composing! Heard that one on the radio this morning.