What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas.

What’s Hitlers least favorite drink? Jewce

Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station

It says here on your resume that you’re “good at traps,” could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?

Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way.

A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry. When the policeman informed his family he said “There’s no easy way to say this”…

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere

The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people. Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters…