What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars

WARNING: There’s an email going round… …offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It’s spam!

big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It’s just sudden expansion from nothing..

Why are Mexicans called spics? Because they spic spanish.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh well, I’ll figure it out later.

Which university has the most muslims? SUNY

I bet Apple’s new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)

I suspect my girlfriend is cheating on me Every time we have sex, she calls me Jesus. *Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus , Oh Jesus!*

TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming