How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You’re welcome.

My children are the reason hurricanes are named after humans.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones

Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. “I don’t know why we didn’t think of this before,” he said.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585–5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Rabbis Don’t get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips.

I’ve Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. “abort it” he reply’s.