Post and Repost were sitting in a boat. Post fell out, so who was left?

There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that’s long and hard? A new last name.

Judge: Are you married? A. No I’m divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn’t know about.

What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? “Great, it’s a hung jury.”

Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

What’s the ultimate rejection? When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

If Amy Winehouse complained a lot… She’d be Amy Whinehouse

I was going to tell an ISIS joke but then I lost my head.