So Jesus… Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other…and asks “Can you put me up for the night ?”

Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go the other can’t go to sea.

When complaining of a stomach ache, you don’t really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.

What do you call an Italian suppository? Innuendo.

I’m shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company “Cheeses of Nazareth”!

Why did the USA invade Panama? Just ‘Cause

LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in

Why can’t ghosts have sex? Because they have Halloweenies

If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.