The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything.

I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant… But then I changed my mind.

The Bible is subtitled “Shit My God Says”.

After the explosion at the cheese factory… all there was left was de brie

I tried to write a song about a fajita…. But it turned into a wrap.

What do you do when a scientist dies? You barium! ba-dum-tss

What’s the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can’t take a joke.

Why is Yoda the worst copilot? “Yoda, are we still going the right way?” “Off course we are”

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street… An they see a young boy. The priests says, “you want to screw him?” The rabbi says, “out of what?”

Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing “We are family!”