What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa.

How did Mace die? Through the Windu.

You know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old

What did the plate say to the mug? Food’s on me tonight.

Why did the comedian quit boxing? He always missed the punchline.

I asked my girlfriend’s father for her hand in marriage… He said I have to take the rest of her too

I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse.

“And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?”– Teen Brian Williams’ mother

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet.