Short Jokes As a short person, I don’t understand short jokes. They always go right over my head.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft’s opening night? Farm gold in China.

When is the best time to hold a funeral? In the mourning. FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm

I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought ‘Awe damn. I busted a nut.’

If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?

They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can’t help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

[at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K.

What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting