How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You have to look for the Fresh Prince.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”

I’m Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We’ll see how it Pans out.

My Executive Director said to me “Well aren’t you an eager beaver” I was like “Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???”

I bet a lot of Seattle fans’ wives had to order pizzas last night

Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger

What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can’t take a shot to the head.

I have daily sex… … I mean dyslexia.

What’s the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh.