Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE’s

I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant

how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it

This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever.

You’re never too old to throw random shit in people’s shopping carts when they aren’t looking.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia’s wedding? May divorce be with you

Why don’t black people go on cruises? They aren’t falling for that again…

My brother’s on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats.

Blowjobs after marriage… Is sad joke.